Fuck him and his constituents, they love the abuse. If they didn’t they would have gotten rid of him the first dozen times he did this shit. At this point it’s Cruz’s trademark to run away during a crisis. And Texas fucking loves it.

On a side note, how does big bad Texas have such a soft, wimpy, sad excuse for a man as their rep? Maybe he represents the true Texan man

Like I tell my employer when he asks me for a favour “favours are for friends, you’re not my friend, you’re my employer, pay me”

Burrito!

You guys don’t even know who to cheer for anymore

The president of El Salvador needs to be tossed into a volcano

They want the return to serfdom in a modern way, tied to a shit job or corporation

Just like Ancient Rome. The dictator needs cash so he murders the rich people who aren’t his friends and takes their money

I have two of these i bought for $30 each

I use a website that has auctions near me that sell Amazon abandoned packages. I find these often

Reminds me of my Dyson fan. When I put it away for the season the battery inside the remote leaked and the remote is dead now. So I download the Dyson remote control app. There’s only an on button on the fan itself, so in order to sync my phone to the fan i need the original remote to navigate the settings and go to “sync”

So my dead remote is required to activate any other remote

Im like 190lbs and have high blood sugar. I see guys twice my size eating cheeseburgers and they don’t get it. Doctor told me it’s generic for me, but it doesn’t help that I smoke weed and eat all my kids cereal at 1am

I’m hooked on all the true crime ones. Sins of our mother was crazy.

Tbf im not familiar with the Apple+ library since it was that one streaming service too many for me, so I never got it. Netflix is great for true crime documentaries i think

I’m basically at the line of pre diabetic so the doc wants something to jumpstart me off the line, i definitely need to make changes but I would love the help to get going. I tend to intermittent fast but when I do eat it’s junk. Most people don’t get it but it’s akin to any addiction. Most times you don’t realize you’re binging till after, so something that can kill my cravings would be lovely

The stuff Netflix puts out, particularly the documentaries are far better quality than just about anything I’ve seen on cable or tv. I know people like to shit on Netflix but they have better content than most

Tesla’s garbage quality is sadly hurting the entire EV and self driving industry. Self driving cars will always have accidents. But a good self driving company will use every single accident to ensure that never happens again with their system. Humans can make the same error over and over but once self driving has been around a while, the rates of sef driving caused accidents will reduce more and more every year.

Last time I walked in with a big Burger King cup and a bag with cheeseburgers

99% of theatre staff are teens, the managers are like 20. As a fellow teen they used to intimidate me, now I walk in with a backpack full of snacks and they don’t even bother to ask to look in the bag anymore.

P.s. any place that doesn’t allow outside food, just tell them you have a special diet/religious diet/kosher/hallal and they can’t do anything but wave you through with your food

Hey what’s the difference between and American and a European? An ocean and some bicycles.

You’ll both fuck me equally while moralizing. Aside from that, you’re just as bad and pretentious and toxic as Americans

Mr. Japan sounds like a pro wrestler in an NES game

I think I’m gay now. I was already bi, but he may have tipped me.