Given how much it costs it will need to be ten times more successful than web search to even hop to break even. It’s the biggest dot com bubble yet.

The things you are listing you did as a child is what we all did, we just had books instead of the internet. If I needed more info beyond what the encyclopedia says I went to the library the next day and asked the librarian to hook me up.

My cards are in my phone.

I always use a case and I never spend £1k on a phone. More like £300

No-one can ever make any use cases though. I can write my own emails really easily

cough Afghanistan cough

The bit you’ve missed off your strange list is being someone a woman would want to be around. Incel fits perfectly because they think they should just get women with no effort whatsoever.

What is going on with the flat side of his head

No they were not. I’m in my late 40s thongs have always been skimpy underwear

Success = falsifying emissions tests.