In the voice of Paul’s little sister from the OG Dune movie, too.
He sleeps upside-down like a bat, and roams the woods of the upper Left Coast at night, foraging for wolves. It is known.
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Cake day: November 18th, 2023
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3·20 hours agoNot even then.
1·1 day agoTabernac!
Do you always walk around with no pants, declaring yourself clothed by the smartest, best experts in their field? Your saggy ass is hanging out and you’re the only one who doesn’t know, it seems.
Electorate Waterloo?
Cruise never seems to lack work 🤷🏼♂️🤢
Y’all need to polish your funny skills, brah
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Being in the same room as that orange sac of pus poses a very real risk of inhaling feces — no matter the size of said room. 🤢
I already gave you more money than the Civil War cost, and you spent it already?!
Ah, the ol’ plur-cebo gag. Good times.
1·3 days agoSuck it, Hasbro! 🤩🤘🏼
To some with only hammers in reach, every problem seems to be a nail.
Right in line with a certain movie quote that ends with, “I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”
NGL, this is shaping up to be more of a murder-suicide end to the marriage. 🤢
Yes, I’m aware that the “chain of command” is the one they go get to beat us with.
Right back atcha, and I genuinely hope you’re feeling better after taking that blip to the cleaners — or whatever the solution was. 🤘🏼 Have fun out there, and happy cake day!
They’re such voracious & vicious predators. Watch them feast up close — magnified, if you dare. 😱🤘🏼